Lame Duckin' It Up

So yesterday I was pretty upset when I found out I lost my re-election bid for president of 3Twins.net. I thought my fans had let me down. I thought everyone hated me. But most of all, I was sad that I didn't get to be in charge anymore.

But then today I found out something that made it all better. Do you realize that NO ONE expects the president to do ANYTHING between the time he's voted out and the time he actually has to leave! Plus you STILL GET PAID!

I guess it's called being a lame duck. And here I thought the only lame duck was Indigo. Nope, turns out it's me, and I'm loving every minute of it. It's like I get a two and a half month paid vacation!

Oh yeah, and I also found out that due to its small population and lack of qualified candidates, 3Twins.net has NO term limits! That's right, come the next election season I can challenge Marvin to a rematch! I've already got my slogan:

Hatman/Indigo 2012 - this time it's personal!

But in the meantime, I think I'll just enjoy my time off.

Heroically yours,

Hatman

p.s. In case you were wondering, I was only kidding about the whole "still getting paid" thing. They don't actually pay the president of 3Twins.net anything. But I'm a cartoon character, so what would I do with money anyway?