Lame Duckin' It Up

So yesterday I was pretty upset when I found out I lost my re-election bid for president of 3Twins.net. I thought my fans had let me down. I thought everyone hated me. But most of all, I was sad that I didn't get to be in charge anymore.

But then today I found out something that made it all better. Do you realize that NO ONE expects the president to do ANYTHING between the time he's voted out and the time he actually has to leave! Plus you STILL GET PAID!

I guess it's called being a lame duck. And here I thought the only lame duck was Indigo. Nope, turns out it's me, and I'm loving every minute of it. It's like I get a two and a half month paid vacation!

Oh yeah, and I also found out that due to its small population and lack of qualified candidates, 3Twins.net has NO term limits! That's right, come the next election season I can challenge Marvin to a rematch! I've already got my slogan:

Hatman/Indigo 2012 - this time it's personal!

But in the meantime, I think I'll just enjoy my time off.

Heroically yours,

Hatman

p.s. In case you were wondering, I was only kidding about the whole "still getting paid" thing. They don't actually pay the president of 3Twins.net anything. But I'm a cartoon character, so what would I do with money anyway?

Concede?

So, I lost the race for Honorary President of 3Twins, did I? Well, this just stinks! Don't you people like me? I was your Hero. A hero for the people, made by some people. Well, if this is how its going to be, I'm leaving the Hathouse in shambles for Marvin to take it over then! See how he likes that!

Wait a second, my advisers (Blonde and Indigo) are telling me that the Hathouse doesn't go to the President. And after I painted "Hatman Rules, Marvin Drools" on my bedroom wall with bright red paint too!

Oh, well, I guess I concede.

Congratulations, Marvin

-Hatman

No love for Indigo

So I went to the ice-cream stand the other day and asked for a sundae and the server said to me, "Sorry, buddy, we don't serve FREAKS here!"

Well I was pretty disgusted, so I left. I figured she must have just been in a bad mood so the next day I came back and said, "Can I have an ice-cream sundae with caramel and extra nuts?" And she said, "I told ya, pal, we don't serve FREAKS in this establishment!"

"Easy lady," I said, "I just want some ice cream!"

And she said, "Don't you listen!? If you come in here again asking for ice cream I'm gonna nail your beak to the counter!"

I was pretty upset after that so I left, but today I thought I'd give it another go. I walked into the ice cream shop just after lunch and the same lady was working. She gave me this look like she was gonna shoot lasers out of her eyes at me! And I asked her, "Hey, lady, got any nails?"

"No," she said.

"Well in that case," I said, "can I have an ice cream sundae?"

HA HA HA!

Just kidding, that didn't really happen to me, but I've ALWAYS loved that joke! AND I actually have a beak, so...

If you want to see what's REALLY going on with me, check this out.

Your favorite multi-species-crime-fighter,

The Incredible Indigo

Girl Trouble

So I made yet another wishing blunder the other day and accidentally wished that my girlfriend Blonde would have her own little fairy princess to grant her wishes. That Leppy really needs to learn about figures of speech. Anyway, Blonde ended up using one of her wishes to give super powers to her annoying little brother Red. I'm sure you can see where this is going.

I'd tell you the whole story, but I really don't have time, maybe you should just check it out for yourself.

I'm not really sure what I think of Blonde being able to wish for things, it is a big responsibility. But she's smart so I'm sure she'll handle it just great. I'll guess you'll just have to stay tuned for "The Adventures of Hatman & Indigo Issue #32" at 3Twins.net to find out!

~Hatman

On the Campain trail!

Hello Fans,

I am blogging to inform you that a debate between Marvin and me has been set for the end of July. I'd really like to address your concerns and questions about my presidency, so please post them as comments to this blog.

Thanks for your loyalty,

The Heroic Hatman

My Campaign

Hello Fans,

As you may know 3twins.net will be holding elections for the site president, because Marvin the blue wizard (from Midieville) has challenged my position. He says he’s going to “clean up” 3twins.net and bring a change. I say we need experience.

As the current leader of 3twins.net, I have been a character for the viewers. I work with the creators to make 3twins.net a fun and exciting website. In my next term, I plan to aid in the ease of navigation, as well as help improve the look of 3twins.net. As your candidate of choice you will be choosing the future of 3twins.net.

Please feel free to post any questions regarding my campaign or about anything 3twins.net has to offer.

Thank you for your support,

The Heroic Hatman

Hatman answers fan questions: My head

From time to time my dear fans ask me various questions about my life as a super hero. I usually don't get a lot of time to answer them, so I thought that using my blog would be the best way to fill you in on the nitty gritty of my exciting life.

This time around I'd like to address a question that I get all the time: "Hatman, what is it really like to have a hat for a head?"

Let me start off by saying that this was not nearly as easy to get used to as you might expect! As you might have seen in my Origin issue, having a hat for a head means that my head just bobs up and down when I talk instead of having a mouth that moves! In fact, I didn't even have a mouth right away, I had to pull one out of my hat! I also didn't have a nose and that didn't turn out so well either!

But over time I learned how to cope with my unique noggin. For example, I found out that it was way more comfortable to sleep if I had a notch cut out of my mattress for my brim. You can see it in Indigo and my adventure Heroic and Incredible part 2.

A lot of people also assume that since my head is a hat with some kind of gaping vortex inside that I can pull anything out of, I must not have a brain! Well, that's obviously not true seeing as I couldn't really live without a brain - but then again, I'm not really sure where it is either. My theory is that my brain is just in that vortex and I hope and pray that I don't accidentally pull it out someday! I'm not sure, but I'm guessing nothing good could come of that.

Other than that, though, I'd say having a hat for a head isn't all that much different than having a head for a head. Sure I get stares wherever I go, and whenever I go through customs it takes forever because they keep insisting I take my head off, and people are always thinking I'm some kind of mascot.

But on the other hand, my girlfriend Blonde really seems to like the whole hat-head look, and her family doesn't seem to mind much either. Plus, the way I see it, without my hat for a head, I'd just be an ordinary guy and I'd never would have been able to create my best buddy Indigo.

Just don't mention the fact that we also wouldn't have my arch-nemesis' Glomo, The Evil Zap Man, and Super Cold Frozen Man, plus we never would have had to worry about that ray gun that created The Big Giant Pumpkin Headed Man and The Evil Narrator... but still, wishing for this hat was a good move, right?

If you have any pressing questions for me, submit them under this post or email me at hatman@3twins.net

Indy Comic-Con

Hello Hat-fans!

I hear our creators made an appearance last weekend at the Indianapolis comic-con! You can take a look at some pictures of it here.

I have to say, though, I am a little bit offended! It seems that when those guys went they wore t-shirts with pictures of our evil nemesis the Terrible Trio! So Hatman and Indigo are out there working hard and fighting crime, and our own creators go and support the bad guys!

I just hope we're not on the verge of changing the name of the comic to "The Adventures of the Terrible Trio!" Maybe our creators will just have to redeem themselves by wearing cool new Hatman and Indigo shirts at the June comic-con!

In other news, Hatman and I are still busy dealing with Blonde's crazy family! You can watch the most recent part of our adventure here, and be sure to watch for the third and final installment of this saga coming soon.

~Indigo

Comic T-shirts

We have recently had some fans request T-Shirts with our comic covers on them. What do you think about this??? Would you like a T-Shirt with Indigo and I posing as the Men in Black or me lifting a large wagon like Superman? If we get enough responses, I could ask the 3Twins to add those shirts at their store.

Thanks for your feedback,
Hatman