This totally sucks face feathers! I feel so unprotected without my shell. And my head feels so empty, except when I think of something I get a headache and I can feel what I thought of plopping down in my cranial cavity. I think I'm going to find the guy who invented capes and give him a good talking to. Hey, that's funny, normally my reaction would have been something like "tie him in a knot and stuff him in my pouch never to be heard from again" I must have Hatman's more sedate sense of humanity or something. I feel so lazy in this body too, normally I have all this energy telling me to jump around and rip things apart and stick them in my pouch, but now I just want to sit around all day and do nothing. I feel almost deaf too, I mean I can hear stuff but I miss the soothing crunch of the termites devouring the house across the street. And I can't understand what animals are saying anymore either. I wonder if Hatman will discover that I can do that? I hope not because then he'll make me command a bunch of monkeys to be his butlers, he always wants that but is afraid to pull them out of his hat because he thinks it'll usher in a "Planet of the Apes" scenario, whatever that means. I don't know what he has agains apes, I'm part ape.
If you have no idea what I'm talking about check out our latest comic here: Heroic and Incredible part 2
The Heroic Hatman and the Incredible Indigo!
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