My first attempt at rescuing Blonde

So, I almost rescued Blonde just a few minutes ago. Here's how it went down:
I went to the old junkyard where I knew Blonde was being kept. So I carefully krept past a sleeping yellow and blue spotted dog. Only, I must have stepped on his tail or something because, right when I got next to him he started barking and slobbering, it was really gross and I didn't know what to do. So I went back to the street outside the junkyard and devised a plan. I knew that if I tried to pull something out of my hat it would backfire on me so I went to the butcher shop around the corner and bought a nice juicy steak and put it in my hat to pull out later. Then, just to be on the safe side, I stuffed a pillow with sleeping pills and put it in the seat of my pants. After all this, I headed back to the junkyard and to my surprise, the dog was nowhere to be seen. So I quickly and quietly walked over to the car smasher where I was certain Blonde would be. However, I was not so lucky, because that dog showed up and started chasing me back to the gate. I threw the steak at him but he didn't go for it. Then I decided to let him bite me in the sleeping filled pillow, so I slowed down enough for him to take a nice bite. He only bit on for a second so I'm not sure if enough of the sleeping pills got in his system or not. But now I'm just waiting for him to fall asleep so I can try again. I guess Glomo is claiming to be that dog, you can read his account of the story here: read Glomo's account

-Hatman